I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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