Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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