I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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