no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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