Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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