Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
