Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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