lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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