I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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