its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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