I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
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