But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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