i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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