I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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