There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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