the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Green mimosas i think yes
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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