wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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