She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
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