You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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