i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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