Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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