Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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