My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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