she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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