Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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