Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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