its not stalking. its research.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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