Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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