normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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