no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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