"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
