Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
4 words: hood of his car
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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