you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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