As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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