How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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