Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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