who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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