Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
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