i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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