I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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