I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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