i can't believe i had my finger in that
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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