Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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