So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
we should paint friendship bongs
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