I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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