The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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