i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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