did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Randomize
