My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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