mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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