Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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