I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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