no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Your shirt... Was in my pants
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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