If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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